This is part of the latest email that I wrote to my dear friend, she thought it was diary-worthy so I have listed it here for posterity.... I wrote this sprawling essay on the how's whys and potentials of my current situtation only to loose them in what can only be called the etherial plane...I didnt even get a mailerdemon on it....so im a dork...The last letter was brilliante because I was angry and annoyed at the time I wrote it, and full of sarcasim, who is of course angers ugly cousin....
Yesterday the day I wrote to ya we got a letter in the mail from the US treasury stating that our tax return had been intercepted and the money paid out to (names changed for leagal reasons im sure...)Hortencia... and so will our stimulus check from Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie...and probably the miniscule amount that we would have gotten back from the state...after getting kinda mad about the whole thing the only thing on my mind was REVENGE!!! Course now its the next day and one of the only things that seems to satisfy is the idea of REVENGE!!
the whole thing behind this tax intercept has me baffaled quite frankly, did I tell you about the meeting like a month ago with the two attorneys the case worker and Hortencia appearing by phone at that time we had an agreement and a payment plan, at the time she asked like 12 questions that were like the most over the top stupid fucking questions...que the music....matrix theme by powerman 5000....and then almost a month later we find out after calling the caseworker about the tax intercept that she decided not to sign the court order...lovely...

but she got to have our tax money...thus the theme of revenge!!!!!!!!

I need some sort of agency that provides descrete services, some sort of clearinghouse that can arrange for large shipment of butt plugs to be shipped to her work, and a pigs heart with a nail thru it sent to her at home, and then to finish up the whole thing lots and lots of rude porn magazines subscriptions mailed to her at home...that she of course has signed up for...and a side order of spam sent enmasse to her email about internet dating...(as that is how she has found her current hubby)

I think the worst part of this whole thing just might be behind us, and paying her sad ass off as quick as possible gives her nothing to dangle over toms head, and nothing she can do to disturb me or mine, its just sometimes it is very very hard to see the good that might come from someone that is constantly being a raving lunatic bitch and trying to fuck with you constantly...I suppose that in a way she is a teacher, with a lesson to be learned...and if I were wise I would pay attention to the lessson...
Other than that sillyness bothering me...everything is ok...it snowed like friggin crazy yesterday a heavy wet snow, the kids had a 2 hour delay for school today...that was kind of nice...no up at 5:30 for me...hehehehe...We are itching to get outside and get some outside work going...and the lawn cleaned up...we got a job that we are supposed to start on April 14....so hopefully the weather thing will stop and give us all some warm for a while...

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